1 Aug 2010
Mieja sits on her chair, holding FUNTIME RIDDLES ( by Marilyn Helmer and Jane Kurisu ) and with 150% focus reads:
What ship do prize winning athletes sail on?
Championship.
What is common to a cake and a baseball game?
They both need a good batter.
Why are basketball courts wet?
Because all the players dribble.
Why are football stadiums always cool?
Because the seats are filled with fans.
She is very calm, very composed. There are no pauses and no laughs. Because she does not understand. Heck she canβt even read! She repeats entirely from memory, from what she has recorded away in her brain by listening to what her older sister has read to her. Its hilarious to watch this child read a jokes and riddles book like some one reading SUN TV news.
BTW the riddle book is good. Do check it out.
Chula understands the jokes, I can tell. She is at a stage where she understands both slapstick as well as the subtle semantic/phonological jokes. We also picked up from the library SILLY KNOCK-KNOCKS( author Joseph Rosenbloom, illustrated by Steve Harpster ) and all of the jokes are subtle phonological ones and go right over my head, but Chula gets it. I will give you a sample:
Knock-Knock
Whoβs there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe please get off my foot?
( Ammmmaaaa… *some serious eye rolling* it is just like CAN YOU please get off my foot. Did you even think about that? *sending more attitude my way* ) For my part, I irritate her further by saying that I understand the wordplay, but what is so funny in a knock-knock joke?
Tell me folks, is it a cultural thing? I donβt get it. Probably will never, because I did not grow up with it?
PS: Recordings of Mieja “reading” books.
PPS: A riddle for you all. Who can jump taller than the tall mountain? ( Clue: If you are a Dora enthusiast or have one at home, you will know the answer. )
4 Responses for "Jokes And Riddles"
I know I know!We have a big dora fan at home. Every1 can jump taller than the mountain cos the mountain cannot jump! LOL.
Congrats on the win. The artsy-craftsy badge is for you to keep π Looking forward to more crafts from your side.
UTBT SAYS: Aha! Spoke like the parent of a true Dora fan!!! Hoping I can contribute more to your craft challenges.
Ah! Note to self – need to watch more dora, not enough if just kids watch it π
Loved the Canoe joke, and echo your feelings on not understanding. Many of these jokes just go above my head π
LOL at Meija’s rendering of the jokes and the jokes by themselves are awesome! Love the comparison between baking and baseball π
UTBT SAYS: Good, I have company.
lol.. sun tv news reader comparison chance illa! π
Congratulations on the artsy craftsy win.. your entries were awesome.
UTBT SAYS: Yep, that is how she reads. Thanks for your kind words.
LOL at sun TV news comparison π I was laughing silly and Lily too started guffawing, looking at me π Awesome Mieja!!
UTBT SAYS: π
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